LOST TRACK RANT

At this point I have lost count of how many dates I've had this year and how many people I have met. I've been hit on by married men(found out about that through MySpace), I've been hit on by men that tell me "age is just a number" but then lie to me about how old they really are, also old flames trying to rekindle what once was which is totally annoying and the list goes on and on from there. Numerous times I have fallen victim to what a guy through the net preaches to tell me....how he would never cheat, he's a good guy, he'll like me no matter what, he'll be their for me and yadda-yadda(B.S.!!). Guys will tell you anything to get in your panties or have you give them something(if you catch my drift).

I have recently been seeing a man almost as old as my own Mother. He is everything I'm not interested in...an x-marine, Caucasian, old, divorced, recently jobless(and almost apartment-less) and smokes indoors. Although he claims to go to the gym often and be a personal trainer...his body doesn't seem all that great(not to hate because I am not perfect but if I was working out that much...I'd think I'd have a better bod). The best thing about him would have to be his pet Dog that is such a loving and affectionate pooch. He constantly tells me about his x-wife and x-gf and every time I talk about myself the conversation turns into something directed about him. I don't even think he's over both of those relationships because he just lives in the past soo much. Its like...I'm trying to get to know him and I feel like I know more about his "Martha Stewart" x-wife and his physco x-gf than I do about him.

Example #1:
I say: "I feel so tired"
he says: "I hear ya I am mentally tired from job hunting"

Common now! Tired from sitting your butt on the computer all day and job hunting and then telling me your going to the gym for two hours...that is not nearly tired at all. Tired is when you can barely drive yourself home and stay awake at work and concentrate.

Example #2:
He Says: "I almost bought you that beer tonight"
I Say to myself: "Yea right, cheap bastard"

Example #3:
He Says: "I'm a Gentlemen, bet you don't know what that is"
I Say: "If you were such a Gentlemen you would've paid my tab"
He Says: "I only pay when it's an official date"

Every time I try to give me a compliment it always ends with him like "Oh, that's nothing". Its getting very annoying and I don't even want to bother complimenting him anymore since its like he's trying to make himself seem more impressive than he is(which he really isn't).

Example #4
I say: "Wow, your bike is really dirty, you must be working hard!"
He says: "Oh that ain't nothin, its usually dirtier"

About the only nice things he has said to me is that I'm "classic", "wise "and that I'm the "sexiest/cutest/hottest/voluptuous/etc woman" he has ever met. Anyways...as soon as I get my shampoo and conditioner from his shower I think I'm going to "86" this guy.